One-Winged Angel: My Will and Testament as of 081606

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006

My Will and Testament as of 081606

OK, I know I shouldn't be writing about this, mom would kill me if she finds out I've been planning my own funeral! Hmm... come to think about it, that would be good coz I wouldn't have to kill myself. But my point is, I never know when I'm gonna die, and there are things I want people to do when I die. I don't think this is such a grand idea because I wouldn't know if they're gonna do it anyway because I'll be already dead by that time.

Guests

For about a thousand times now, I've planned about how to kill myself. The tricky part is how to make it look like an accident. But all this planning is pointless, because I have no choice but to live my life out in a "normal" way. I can't commit suicide because some (very few, if not one) people will hate to see me gone. Well, I don't know if anyone except my mom would care if I die. But I hope to see the following people in my funeral (of course I wouldn't expect to see them coz by that time I'd probably be dead anyway):

All of my relatives
My highschool friends (esp. Kumags)
Tita Ye and children
UP FLIPP
Arvhin
Mimi
Zcara
Jayson
My friends from SMBL

Where

I want to be burried under my tree. That's the tree with pink leaves, I always see it in the middle of the fields when I ride the bus. I don't know if it's still there, I think they cut it down when Colinas Verdes tried to put roads there. Well, if it still exists, I want to be burried there.

If the tree's not there anymore, I'd be cremated. Then, I want my ashes to be scattered in UP's Sunken Garden. I really liked that place. There was a time that when I had so many problems and I thought I couldn't take it anymore, I just went there. I enjoyed the feeling of all my troubles fading away one by one.

Theme

In the last will and testament I wrote, I wanted everyone to wear neon colored clothes (hot pink, orange, yellow, apple green, etc). Now I've changed my mind. I want everyone to wear ordinary jeans and plain black shirts. No prints, no spaghetti stratps, no sleeveless blouses. Just plain black shirts.

Music

OK. Listen, and listen good. I hate it when they play "Di Kita Malilimutan" in someone's funeral. Here's a list of music to be played in my funeral.

Heaven - DJ Sammy feat. Yanou
6 Feet From The Edge - Creed
Away From The Sun - 3 Doors Down
Here Without You - 3 Doors Down
Iris - Goo Goo Dolls
It's Been A While - Staind
So Far Away - Staind
Ode To My Family - Cranberries
Photograph - Nickelback
She Will Be Loved - Maroon 5

Uhmm, I think these will do.

Properties

I don't have much stuff. Of course, everything will go to mom. And I want everyone to jot down lots of stuff about me in my blog. And I want everyone to send testimonials, as their last goodbye, on my friendster account.

The Coffin

I want my coffin made of wood. Glossy black color.

Me

I don't want to die ugly. I hope I don't die in some kind of freak accident that would severely dement my face. And, I want to die an Iseki. That's my real surname, by the way. If not, I'd like to die a Fernando. My mom's surname.

Well, that's all I could think of for now. At least everyone would know how I want to die. Pinaka ayoko lang talaga jan yung may magpapatugtog ng "Di Kita Malilimutan" EHEK! Excuse me noh!

posted by One Winged Angel @ 9:10 PM

3 Comments:

At 11:42 PM, nightfox said…

aba, hindi ba kasama dyan mga "blogger friends" mo? (katulad ko, hehe)
At 1:15 PM, vErOnIcA said…

oi, mas-sad naman ako. at the same time happy kasi tapos na ang pahihirap mo sa mundong ibabaw!hehe. tama wag ka pakamatay! bad yun.
At 3:06 PM, One Winged Angel said…

ahehehe!! lahat ng gusto pumunta pede!!